So, you want to discover your class? Or your character's class? Or maybe just have fun…whatever that is.
Well, you've come to the right place. Fair warning, this "guide," "quiz," "mysterious thing you've stumbled on," is not intended for actually use!
But, if you're still with me after those two sentences, let's [[start.]]
Also, this is taken from a version of a revised version of a flowchart. The one we used as reference is by u/TheRenegadem.
There are 63 endings, 57 of them have an answer, 5 of them encourage you to try again, and 1 of them, well, if you find that one, good luck to any fellow players of yours!You think you're funny?
[[Yeah, that was funny!]]
[[No, I take that back.]]For how many spells?
[[Eighty billion spells.]]
[[Four.]]Praying to…?
[[Its…sorta a god.]]
[[My great friend, my religious patron!]]
[[The Holy Retributioner, also my religious patron!]]What's your view on personal space?
[[I don't have boundaries.]]
[[Respectable, but close when I need to be.]]
[[Please get away from me.]]So, how beefy do you like being?
[[Honestly, if I get sneezed on, it might be too late.]]
[[A little, nothing major though.]]
[[Me big.]]What does "utility" mean to you?
[[The folks who fix my water pipes.]]
[[Eighty billion options.]]
[[Praying the Dying Away.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Wizard!
3.5% of all class answers is this and 3.2% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Sorcerer!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.Do you fully understand it?
[[Yes, I fully understand it.]]
[[No, I don't fully understand it.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Cleric!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Paladin!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Double check, do you fully understand since you said yourself, [[Its…sorta a god.]]
Do you want to?
[[Yes, I want to fully understand it.]]
[[No, I don't want to fully understand it.]]This kind of sounds like, [[Yes, I fully understand it.]] Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Warlock!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Bard!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.So you're just dense?
[[No, I'm not dense!]]
[[I'll admitt it.]]Like to go the long way around?
[[Never!]]
[[Yes, I do like the longway.]]Like to go the long way around?
[[Never!]]
[[Yes, I do like the longway.]]You just did. Would you like to try that again and say, [[I'll admitt it.]]?Through cities or nature?
[[Cities.]]
[[Nature.]]
[[Option 3?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Bard!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Druid!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Doesn't exist. [[I'd like to make it exist.]]Are you certain?
[[Absolutely!]]
[[Um, no. Nevermind.]]You won't like it.
[[I'm ready!]]
[[Um, no. Nevermind.]] Let's try this again.
You said yes to liking to go the long way around, right?
[[Yes, I do like the longway.]] Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is…well…DM.
[[I wasn't ready!]]
[[Hell yeah!]]Might be a good idea to return to the [[start.]]
1.5% of any result is this.Well, maybe you were ready after all.
1.7% of all class answers is this and 1.5% of any result is this.Picture your perfect toolbox. It's basically…
[[Full to the brim of tools you bought, found, and learned.]]
[[Pristine quality over quantity that you've just always had.]]
[[Given to you from your church.]]
[[You stole these tools from an abomination that might destory the world.]]What if you could turn into an elephant, be REALLY beefy?
[[What the hell? That sounds awesome!]]
[[But then I'd be ugly!]]You charming?
[[*picks nose*]]
[[It's like I'm from a fairy tale.]]I…don't trust you around magic. So I'm going to say, [[this choice is best.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Paladin!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Barbarian!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.[[Nerd.]][[Jock.]]They prayed away your poor health. [[So…]]This analogy isn't going very well.
[[Nothing goes very well.]]
[[Let's try this again.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Wizard!
3.5% of all class answers is this and 3.2% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Warlock!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.So you've said that, [[Honestly, if I get sneezed on, it might be too late.]] Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Sorcerer!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.How do you view hammers?
[[I might get someone hurt :) ]]
[[Someone might get hurt :( ]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Paladin!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Don't let them tell you its your fault when you fix their boo-boos, [[okay?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Cleric!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Is only being able to do it twice a day a deal breaker?
[[Yeah, kind of is.]]
[[Not at all.]][[Okay, pretty boy.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Bard!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.What if you worshipped a godly elephant instead?
[[That'd be lit!]]
[[Can I hunt it?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Druid!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Is your elephant god popular?
[[Totally.]]
[[…only I know they exist.]][[Of course you can!]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Ranger!
7% of all class answers is this and 6.3% of any result is this.Get to preachin'!
[[I can preach all day!]]
[[I don't want to preach.]][[Hippy.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Warlock!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Cleric!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.What DO you want?
[[To…smite?]]
[[To…punch it?]]
[[To…do a little bit of everything, none of it very well, and be extremely confusing to everyone?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Paladin!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Monk!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Mystic!
1.7% of all class answers is this and 1.5% of any result is this.Hang on a sec. Messed up the transmission on that choice. Please [[click here]] to be redirected.You an animal kind of person?
[[Absolutely yes!]]
[[not really]]What's Katniss Everdeen to you?
[[A role model!]]
[[She should have just used a gun…]]
[[Who?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Ranger!
7% of all class answers is this and 6.3% of any result is this.We don't have guns. Would a hand crossbow work?
[[Yeah, that's fine.]]
[[Absolutely not!]]You sound like a nerd. Sure you don't like magic?
[[I might have changed my mind.]]
[[No, I'm certain.]]So, you did like to [[Use magic to weaken them in ways previously unimaginable.]] What about magic that doesn't leave you vulnerable?
[[Still no.]]
[[I'm interested.]]Oh. You're not a nerd. You're just not … "book-smart".
[[Right.]]
[[Nope.]]Which sounds most appealing?
[[Religion.]]
[[Devils.]]
[[Trees.]][[Damage]] or [[Utility]]?Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Warlock!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Do you want to BE a tree?
[[That's weird.]]
[[That's an option?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Paladin!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Cleric!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.[[Yeah, kind of.]]Well it is for [[this class.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Ranger!
7% of all class answers is this and 6.3% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Druid!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.[[Axes]] or [[Swords]]?You're just saying "no" to things, huh?
[[Well, no.]]
[[LOL, yeah!]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Barbarian!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Fighter!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Say no again.
[[Um, no.]]
[[Nah.]]You sound like an [[!#$^%@&^*%]]Do you even want to play D&D?
[[No, don't care about it.]]
[[Yeah, please!]]Which is the same as saying, [[Um, no.]] Cool. So, maybe grab some pizza and either stay to watch or find something else fun. Or, if you were doing that to just mess with everything you can go back to the [[start.]]
1.5% of any result is this.Do you just like messing with me?
[[no.]]
[[yes.]]Really?
[[No.]]
[[yes.]] Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Bard!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Really? Really?
[[NO.]]
[[yes.]] Really? Really? Really?
[[NO]]
[[yes.]] Really, really, really? REALLY!?
[[no!]]
[[yes.]] Really…………?
[[No!]]
[[yes.]] ……………really……………
[[NO!]]
[[yes.]] Last chance…
[[NO!!]]
[[yes.]] Cool. We're done. You have successfully found the only route to neither find a class or be offered a second chance.
1.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Bard!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Rogue!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.What's your opinion on "canon"?
[[Great to blow things up with.]]
[[I don't need to be officially recognized.]]Was that a pun?
[[Heh, yeah.]]
[[No. What's a pun?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Artificer!
3.5% of all class answers is this and 3.2% of any result is this.Do you actually want to blow things up?
[[Do I even have to say yes?]]
[[No thanks.]]Did you mean to go to the "up close" chart?
[[…yeah.]]
[[No, I'm where I belong.]][[No, you've made it clear.]]Let's rewind things then. Maybe back to your view on personal space is [[Please get away from me.]] Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Artificer!
3.5% of all class answers is this and 3.2% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is [[Barbarian]]!Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Fighter!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.It's supposed to have [[stopped there.]][[Whoops.]][[It's okay.]]You're still a Barbarian!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.
Though you've found the one and only unique Barbarian path!Like, so much you want to be one?
[[I prefer them as pets…]]
[[Is that an option?]]You like sneakin' around?
[[I'm doing that as we speak.]]
[[I could give or take it.]]
[[Nope, just by sneakin' up right on ya.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Ranger!
7% of all class answers is this and 6.3% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Druid!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.You'll love [[this then.]]You could give or take a lot of things, huh?
[[Nuh-uh! I'm passionate about stuff!]]
[[I guess.]]Hang on a sec. Messed up the transmission on that choice. Please [[click here]] to be redirected.Thank you. So, you do that by being really fast?
[[I once ran a maration in twelve seconds.]]
[[Nope, just by being really close.]]
[[Close enough to sink a knife in.]]Usain Bolt a role model?
[[Of course he is.]]
[[Um, who?]]Like, REALLY close?
[[REALLY close?]]
[[Pretty close, yeah.]]You sure you're [[not really]] an animal person?Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Monk!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.Oh, sorry, you did say: [[I once ran a maration in twelve seconds.]], right?Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Barbarian!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.You like having tools to stay close?
[[Love tools.]]
[[I prefer just myself.]]Tools as in…
[[Weapons…]]
[[Tools. Like, lockpicks. Grappling hooks. Crowbars.]]Fast feet?
[[Yeah, pretty fast.]]
[[Actually, no. They're just big feet.]]
[[Sonic's my name, baby.]]Like, EVERY weapon?
[[What do I look like?]]
[[Let me rethink this.]]Um, [[crowbars are a weapon.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Fighter!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Okay, but you said you [[Love tools.]] Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Rogue!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Monk!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.You're a pretty big guy.
[[For you?]]
[[What?]]Get away from my table!
[[I'm sorry.]]
[[Sonic is good!]]Good.
[[I prefer just myself.]]Oh. Okay.
Rocks fell.
You died.
Do you want to try back at the [[start.]] ?
1.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Barbarian!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.It's from Batman.
[[Oh, sorry. Been a while since I've seen it.]]
[[Never watched Batman.]]Go watch it, then try this from the [[start.]]
3.2% of any result is this.Go watch it, then try this from the [[start.]]
3.2% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Rogue!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.Really? Name one thing.
[[Religion!]]
[[Me!]]
[[…]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Fighter!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Do you like hitting things for your religion?
[[Of course.]]
[[No, and they don't either. They're very loving.]]
[[I wouldn't really call it a "religion," actually…]]Got a magical bone in your body?
[[Several, now that we mention it.]]
[[Only magic here are my sick songs!]]
[[Do "things" include anyone who doesn't believe in your god?]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Fighter!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Sorcerer!
5.2% of all class answers is this and 4.7% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Bard!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.[[What are you implying?]]
[[What kind of question it that?]][[Nothing.]][[Nothing.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Paladin!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.[[Do "things" include anyone who doesn't believe in your god?]][[You're just saying that because sometimes your calls are answered.]]
[[Actually, it's sometimes a "she" and she's often called Mother Earth.]]Let me guess. Is it some crazy spirit thing?
[[Yes.]]
[[Uh, no.]][[They can do that?]]We're not actually on Earth here, [[but I'll let it slide.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Druid!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.[[Yours can if you want them too!]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Cleric!
8.7% of all class answers is this and 7.9% of any result is this.That gave you magical powers?
[[Yes…]]
[[Uh, no.]] You sure?
[[yes?]]
[[I'm sure that it's not some crazy spirit thing.]]Sounds, like you should have answered [[Yes.]] earlier.Let's rewind. You said [[Religion!]] What's your opinion on the word "Eldritch"?
[[I could say it every six seconds.]]
[[I'm pretty sure, by definition, that's what the thing is.]][[I'll keep you to that.]]Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Warlock!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.Congratulations!
Your class of choice, based on your answers given is Warlock!
10.5% of all class answers is this and 9.5% of any result is this.When I fight, I like to:
[[Hit them where it hurts -- physically.]]
[[Use magic to weaken them in ways previously unimaginable.]]
[[Either stop the fight, or ending it quickly by helping my friends.]]